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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

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phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

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noelbadgespugh:

westerfeld top day 2
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ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

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steelbison:

Creating places.
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suspicious-sweets:

some flowers for your blog (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
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cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

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